Let’s Find The Edge

In a world where we must question everything, Flat Earth Credit Union is a financial partner you can trust.

TODAY’S RATES

Brain Coach Loans2.99% APR
Explorer Loans11.24% APR
Certificates3.14% APY

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Welcome to Flat Earth Credit Union

We’re here to make banking and finances as simple as possible, so you can focus on unraveling the true mysteries of the universe and combating the Round Earth doctrine. Flat Earth Credit Union is a non-profit organization that is owned by its members, and dedicated to spreading the truth about the world we live in.

Flat Earth Brain Trust

MEET OUR FOUNDERS

Meet the founders of Flat Earth Credit Union, a group of free-thinking pioneers known as the FECU Brain Trust™.

CHAD
CHADFinancial Analyst
Chad comes to Flat Earth Credit Union with over 23 years of experience in analyzing his mother’s finances and successfully negotiating a higher allowance on a quarterly basis.
KAREN
KARENDirector of Marketing
Karen successfully manages multiple businesses in cutting-edge industries including essential oils, weight-loss teas, and detox treatments. She has 5 unvaccinated children.
KEVIN
KEVINLegal Counsel
Kevin may not believe that the earth is flat, but we needed someone to keep us safe from government lawsuits while we fight to debunk the sinister Round Earth myth.
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OUR PROMISE TO YOU

We value your beliefs and take pride in seeking the truth. All of Flat Earth Credit Union’s profits are reinvested in the Flat Earth Community to fund conferences, experiments, and expeditions.

EXPAND YOUR MIND

Get ready to expand your mind and unleash the power hidden within you. Once you are freed from the shackles of the Round Earth conspiracy, your life will be transformed.

Checking

No Monthly Fees. No Minimum Balances. No Belief in the Round Earth Conspiracy. What more could you want from a checking account?

Savings

Great Rates. Community Involvement. No Government Oversight. Move your nest egg to a Theoretical Savings Account or Flat-Rate Certificate today.

Loans

Real, Intuition-Based Science. Brain Coaches. Home-Built Rockets. We’ll fund just about anything you’d like to reinforce your Flat Earth beliefs.

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